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How technology have changed us

Coke and Diet Coke

Helping hand

Fart Proud

(Fair and Lovely)'s New AD

do you know this guy?

Mount Rushmore

Mount Rushmore is a marvelous piece of art.

have you ever wondered, how it looks from the backside??

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Here you go ... we have taken a snap from backside for you ..........

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Sugar

A Sadar (or Blonde) opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again.
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Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly....!!

I can take care of House

I can take care of House

Wise never marry

Wise never marry and when they marry they became otherwise.

Swine Flu scare at a Wedding in Pune

Exciting Job Opening

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation  :  Junior girl friend ( Trainee)
Experience   :  Must have ditched at least 2 guys

(Fresher with excellent cr edentials will be considered)

Other requirement  :  Should have the Potential to do street Bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar, But is subjective.

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Perks and incentives, Total gross ( Monthly ) :

2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10  bike rides each duration 1 hour
5  trips to National Highways
5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
10  Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of  Samosa / Bread Pakoda / Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2  movies ( Family movies only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and t o the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will Be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Pomotion to fulltime Girlfriend)


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PlZ NOTE:

1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

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There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,,, never ends!!


Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject :

Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment.
To the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
APPLICANTS WHO HAD APPLIED EARLIER NEED NOT APPLY AND MALE CAN INFORM ABOUT THIS OPENING TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND ALSO.

So you think you have a better Job

Baby Sitter

An accident

Before you read further remember go via these ;)

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Sardar "The Kidnapper"

Snaps from USA's Moon Mission...!!

Snaps from USA's Moon Mission

How to avoid Swine-Flu at Office?

How to avoid Swine-Flu at Office?

Punjabi kids butchering English Nursery Rhymes

Employee Of the Month

This is the Level of dedication we expect from our Staff..!! 

Below is the employee of the Month:

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Died in a Plane Crash